This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever
me and my friend:
you and your friend:
season 4 american horror story: CIRCUS
Is this r….no….is it?
pug vs hairdryer. you’re welcome.
I’m am a crazy cat lady. I made my cat a metal punk vest. That is all.
This is literally, my favorite thing in the world. 😍
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
DEAR GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST PENIS I HAVE EER SEEN.
The cat’s face tho